Stained and Delivered
Phillip from an undisclosed location writes:

Dear French Kicks,
Do you guys know how to get a guacamole stain out of white polyester pants?...          
Because I'm really up a creek on this one. 
Josh: no comment.
Lawrence: It's funny you mention polyester
Matt: The quacamole is nacho only problem.
Nick(via Telephone): Why don't you go Phillip some burgers.