French Kicks? 

Evan from New York City Writes 

Dear French Kicks, 
My friend William suggested I write you guys.  I'm going to Paris for
the holidays.  I've never been there before.  Can you suggest things to
do in Paris?  Interesting and fun things (but remember, it'll be
winter).  I'm not sure if you all are actually from Paris (the city),
but I'm hoping for some good advice anyway.  Thanks a lot in advance.
Evan from New York
Josh:

Lawrence:au champs elysee, apres midi ou a minuit en ete ou en hiver

Matt: We are all from Paris, but it is a shit town, and I suggest you get on the first train to Amsterdam, and "hash" out your vacation plans there.

Nick (via Telephone): I've never been there either.