Office Booty 

Office Bunny fom undisclosed location writes:

hey french kicks, 
i have a holiday office party coming up -- i've been at the company for a year, and 
everyone who works there is around my age -- young. i've heard these parties get 
crazy, and people get all over each other. i have a boyfriend, but they don't let you 
bring anyone to the party. what should i do if i am in a drunken state and compromising 
position? do you really answer these questions or are they all made up by your tour manager?
btw, the column is really funny. 
-- office bunny 
	 

	Josh: Comment forthcoming
	Lawrence:If your boyfriend really loves you he won't mind if you get goosed. Have fun don't worry I smell a promotion.
	Matt: People are supposed to get wasted and hook up at office parties. Remember, a quickie in the bathroom is the fastest way to the top. Trust me, I know. Let's just say it wasn't our music that got us on Startime International Records.
	Nick (via Telephone): You should break up with your boyfriend or, failing that, he should break up with you, for even considering it a possibility that you would cheat on him at an office party.