French Kicks

Getting to Know... Me?

aya from an undisclosed location writes:

dear french kicks 
I went to your show on saturday and I’m wondering what 
would an attractive girl like me need to do in order to 
attract attention to herself from one of the kicks?

	Josh: Sometimes being flirty or suggestive isn't enough. You need to take more decisive action. Next time maybe try intervening during a song and "helping out" on guitar or drums. Everyone responds to a take-charge personality, especially one who likes to collaborate in unusual ways. There's no way they won't take notice after that.
	Lawrence:Get in line... behind my girlfriend?
	Matt: It truly depends on which member of the band you're trying to have notice you. If it's Josh, I reccomend that you douse yourself in patchouli and ask him to boogie down the new speedway. Lawrence is a rather bookish fellow. Impress him with your methodology and you'll be Foucaulting in the back of the van in no time. Nick's into nurses, but I like reality shows.
	Nick(via Telephone): Comment Forthcoming