HOT HOT FREAK

Kelly From Canada writes:

[SIC] HEY you guys I am your bigest fan and i remember
along time ago when you were on the wedge with hot hot heat well guess what i know hot hot heat and i met them at there well come home party along time ago in victoria b.c. and listen you see the two guys from the walkmen were talking about my friend dustin hawthorne and they said something about smashing dustin hawthorne guitar against his head and i want to ask you an question do? you think it's nice to smash a guitar against someone's head and actually i know dustin hawthorne, and i know steve bays and i know dante decaro and i know paul hawley and i got to be in hot hot heat video and i went to there concert along time ago and so i wanted to ask you are? you friends with hot hot heat and well i had an boyfriend but i broke up with him and i dont want to do and i didn't like him very much and he kept acting silly and talking about other girls from kelly mccue write back to me soon!! see ya later french kicks[SIC]

Josh: If I’m reading this the right way, the question is about smashing a guitar against someone’s head and how that might be interpreted. I’ve often asked myself this question as well. Like, “Is he gonna totally hate me if I crush his skull with this thing?” But I think it’s like a lot of things. It’s just how you phrase it and where you place the emphasis. Thanks for the question.

Lawrence: There really is nothing to say except thank you.

Matt: Let me ask you an question. Were? you, kelly mccue, smashed repeatedly in the brain with a guitar.

Nick(via Telephone):You have done several things very well. You have listed the members of the Hot Hot Heat. You have established yourself as an insider’. You have reversed tired trends in punctuation and sentence structure. You are asking a two-part question: is it nice to smash a guitar over someone’s head, a), and b), are we friends with the hot hot heat. Well I would like to throw those questions right back at you. If you were so tight with those men you very carefully listed, why didn’t you defend them from the nasty walkmen? I guess maybe you think it IS nice to smash a guitar over dustin’s head, whether he deserved it or not, otherwise you might have interceded on his behalf. I will ask you this: Which do you think dustin would rather: You applying your time and energy to a deeply eccentric account of the events, including a list of the members of his band; or you standing in the path of the mentioned guitar swung by the mean-spirited, bloated walkmen? Put yourself in his shoes, as his friend, and really ask yourself whether you have been his friend here.