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Doggie
Style
Anonymous
writes:
Dear
French Kicks
My girlfriend has voiced some opinions about our lovemaking sessions...
make
that, during our love making sessions. I don't mind the enthusiasm and
advice, but I would rather hear about it after or before we get started,
if
you know what I mean. Should I talk with her during intercourse or
afterwards? Also, her dog watches the two of us going at it, and I often
feel like I have to perform. what should I do frenchkicks? WHAT SHOULD
I
DO?
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Josh:
I’m worried about the dog |
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Lawrence: Most
guys need some guidance with the slide-nce . Try doing it back
to her. The part about the dog is a lie.
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Matt:
Whenever
my girlfriend critiques my lovemaking abilities I just pretend
that I am Antonio Banderas getting professional advice from fellow
actor and wife, Melanie Griffith. Usually after speaking to her
with a fake Spanish accent for a few moments she’s so turned
on that she forgets what the problem was in the first place. Aye!
Que sexy!
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Nick(via
Telephone): You
should practice brinkmanship. She might talk a big game, but
so can you. Use your imagination to come up with counter suggestions
of equal value to hers. If that doesn't solve it, you can move
on to one-upmanship. She recommends something subtle for you,
recommend something acrobatic for her. Make her put her money
where her mouth is. She says something sleazy to you, you say
something fully alarming to her. Use the dog to make her jealous.
Play some twisted music and sing along. Subvert the dominant
paradigm, bra'.
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