You Bruise, You Lose

Anonymous From Somewhere writes:

Do you guys know how to get rid of hickeys? i tried the cold spoon theory, but it doesn't seem to work.

Josh: Comment Forthcoming

Lawrence: Have you tried the not being a dirty slut theory.

Matt: Have you tried putting them all on a bus and sending them back to San Francisco?

Nick(via Telephone):Coment Forthcoming