Big Trouble In Little China

Jackie from Seattle Writes:

Dearest french kicks,
how do i tell if a white guy really wants to get to know me or if he just has a thing for asians?

Josh: Dear Jackie, it should be relatively easy to tell. If he cozies up to you, buys you drinks and asks for your number he’s probably interested in you. Otherwise he may have a thing for Asians.

Lawrence: The truth is white men, like Asian men (I suspect), or even all men, care mostly about beauty, exoticism and how that relates to getting closer to having sex.

Matt: I knew a lot of white people growing up, and believe me, they cannot be trusted! It’s not you he wants, it’s your land!

Nick(via Telephone): You need to determine how specific and personal his interest is. Is he asking you about you in any immediate way or is he asking anthropological questions? Is he asking you about mores and taboos? Does he speak somewhat forlornly about westernization and the loss of a ‘certain simplicity’ that you know for a fact he has never experienced? Does he shout questions about traditional Asian instruments at you during rock concerts? A yes to any or all of these could mean big trouble in little china.