Best Friend's Girl

Jen From England writes:

'ello frenchkicks dudes,
ok, so there's this guy, who i am good friends with, but i really like, and what the fuck am i meant to do?? he's always got a girlfriend (most of which only last about a week) , but he has another one in no time . I even help him out sometimes in getting girlfriends which i know is fucked but i don't know what to do apart from carrying on being a mate who fancies the fuck out of him. What would you do?? I trust your judgement, cos ya cool people, plus i think
its quite funny asking advice from dudes you don't even know!! haha!!
Jen!! xx \m/ xx

Josh: : I don’t understand the question

Lawrence: Getting advice from people you don’t know is not as funny as giving advice to people you don’t know.

Matt: Hey Jen, I use to have the same problem when I was in high school. I was always in love with my female friends, and they, of course, never stopped reminding me how glad they were that we were “bff.” Anyway, I lost the weight, they all got bloated and/or pregnant at their sororities, and I slept with their more attractive friends.

Nick(via Telephone): Comment Forthcoming